Mint vs cinnamon vs apple: which flavoured toothpick are you?
24 October 2026
Fresh. Fruity. Spicy. Pick your red flag. Every Stoopid flavoured toothpick is natural birchwood with real flavour, but they don't feel the same in your mouth. Here's how to choose.
Mad Mint: the fresh one
Cool, sharp and very awake. Mint toothpicks are the go-to after a meal, before a meeting, or any time you'd normally reach for gum. If you only buy one flavour, make it this one.
Classic Cinnamon: the spicy one
Warm, bold and a little bit dangerous. Cinnamon toothpicks have a kick that builds the longer you hold one. Great with coffee, great after dinner, great for looking like you have opinions.
Atomic Apple: the fruity one
Sweet-tart and not what anyone expects from a toothpick. Apple is the one people ask you about. Good for when you want flavour without the freshness overload of mint.
Can't pick? Don't.
The Variety Pack has all three, so you can match the flavour to the mood. Mint for the morning, cinnamon after lunch, apple for when you're feeling a bit stoopid.